My car battery has seemed to weaken upon returning from Horsley Towers. My antilock brake system is malfunctioning and the car thinks my doors are always open. How chaotic! Now my car won't start unless I turn the lights and radio completely off and unplug all ports and adapters. I believe S made its way into my battery and attempted to make my car a bit more antiquated.

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My car is confused! It's in park with doors closed in this picture.